Sucking Blood

Hung over

Mon, 05 Jan 2004 17:34:31 GMT

I am hung over as the title reads. Thats really about it today. The snow has fallen and I am a happy camper even though my head is spinning and I feel like curling up in bed and having someone pamper me all day long. Any takers?
..... did not think so.
Hope everyone had a great bash on New Years I also hope you stick to your promise you made at midnight. MINE WAS....
lose 15 lbs. We will see if that happens. I LOVE ME SOME EATS.

SUCKS

Fri, 26 Dec 2003 15:22:48 GMT

Christmas sucked I was alone. No Snow makes it worse. Thats about it.

Alive

Fri, 17 Oct 2003 15:42:04 GMT

I decided not to do myself in. It was hard to talk myself out of the few bottles of pills sitting on my bedroom floor. But I did not do it. I got up and left the house. I went to Carla's and she helped me through this dark time. I feel better now. The weight of everything has been lifted and I can be okay again. I guess all I wanted to say was I am alive.

grrr

Tue, 16 Sep 2003 16:05:35 GMT

I am back now.
Accidents suck.
I am feeling much better now. At least I can move around by myself.
Just wanted everyone to know that I am alive.
Aimee

Today

Thu, 28 Aug 2003 18:43:25 GMT

Today is well . . . . . . Boring.
SOMEONE TALK TO ME

MOVE OVER BENNY BOY.. I get J-LO

Wed, 27 Aug 2003 19:14:31 GMT

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Ron better get home from work soon then ha ha

Wed, 27 Aug 2003 19:12:57 GMT

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Who will give you an orgasm? by leslie13

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I am a funny Gay man / stole this from Amanda

Wed, 27 Aug 2003 19:04:23 GMT

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If I were a [feminine] gay man... by 38886

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BORED

Wed, 27 Aug 2003 19:00:21 GMT

I went to work yesterday and had my boss grab my ass 3 times. Blah. But its okay because I get raises all the time. I am a naughty girl. Carla came to my work and hung out for about 3 hours. I miss her sometimes. Mostly just the sex though. She was one wild girl.
I just woke up. Silence was all around me. Ron and Steve went to work without saying goodbye. =( that made me sad. I am hungry wonder what food is in the fridge. Probably nothing at all. Since I did not go shopping yet and I know my gay boys did not do it either.
I need a friend. I am so bored.

Amanda's Survey

Mon, 25 Aug 2003 22:53:20 GMT

Name Four Bad Habits You Have:
1. Swearing
2. drinking
3. Biting my nails
4. Falling in love to easy

Name Four Things That You Wish You Had:
1. A girlfriend
2. A best friend
3. A house
4. A MONKEY

Name Four Scents You Love:
1. Vanilla
2. Warm Bread
3. Eternity
4. Baby Powder

Name Four People That Know You the Best:
1. Carla
2. Ron
3. Sam
4. Christina

Name Four Things You'd Never Wear:
1. High Heels
2. Cubs shirt
3. Lacey shit
4. gold

Name Four Things You Are Thinking About Now:
1. Who do I want to call for a booty call
2. Why is Ron making pancakes right now?
3. My race coming up.
4. Eating those pancakes

Name Four Things That You Have Done Today:
1. Took a shower
2. masturbated
3. talked to Amanda
4. Sam called me to say hi

Name Four Bands/Groups Most People Don't Know You Like:
1. Garbage
2. Mandy Moore HA HA
3. Bryan Adams
4. Gravity Kills

Name Four Drinks You Regularly Drink:
1. Water
2. PEPSI
3. Ice Tea
4. SLUSHEE

First Grade Teacher's Name?
Mrs. Smith

Last Words You Said:
Fuck me PLEASE

Last Song You Sang?
ummm hee Guilty by gravity kills

Last Person You Hugged?
Ron

Last Thing You Laughed At?
I tripped over a pair of shoes that Steve left by my door

Last Time You Said 'I Love You' And Meant It?
2 months ago

Last Time You Cried?
Don't cry

What's In Your CD Player?
Gravity Kills

What Color Socks Are You Wearing?
NONE

What's Under Your Bed?
Box of vibes and lube. A teddy bear from Carla and a skittle I dropped last night. mmmm good eating.

What Time Did You Wake Up Today?
noon

Current Taste?
Strawberry ICECREAM

Current Hair?
Blonde with black streaks

Current Clothes?
CLOTHES you mean I had to wear clothing to take this test.

Current Annoyance?
My cell keeps ringing.

Current Longing?
To have a special someone

Current Desktop Picture?
Picture of Tori Amos. Under the Pink

Current Worry?
My car will not be fixed by Friday

Current Hate?
EVERYONE

Favorite Physical Feature Of The Opposite Sex?
Hands

Last CD You Bought?
Mandy Moore

Favorite Place To Be?
Dancing

Least Favorite Place?
At home

Time You Wake Up In The Morning?
Around 8

If You Could Play An Instrument?
I WOULD SING

Favorite Color?
Dark Blue

Do You Believe In An Afterlife?
Yes

How Tall Are You?
5'6'

Current Favorite Word/Saying
FUCK YOU

Favorite Season?
WINTER. Snow ball fights

One Person From Your Past You Wish You Could Go Back And Talk To:
No one

Favorite Day?
Everyday

Where Would You Like To Go?
Canada

What Is Your Career Going To Be Like?
NASCAR

How Many Kids Do You Want?
0

Favorite Car?
MY CAR. 1998 firebird

A Random Lyric:
I WISH I WAS AN OSCAR MYER WEINER.

Identify Some Of The Things Surrounding Your Computer:
1. Telephone
2. printer
3. Ice Tea
4. Books
5. pens
6. Nail Poish
7. Blue Bandana
8. Scanner

ME ANGRY

Mon, 25 Aug 2003 21:03:54 GMT

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Weekends SUCK

Mon, 25 Aug 2003 15:56:18 GMT

Okay well Friday I went out with Tina, She seemed nice when I first met her but after a few drinks (That I bought) she turned into a psycho. She started flirting with the bartender. And then Made it to the mens washroom with a drag queen. I left her ass at the bar. So I went home. Lonely and curled up in my black silk sheets. (Naked of course) And drifted off to La La land. In the A.M. of Saturday Tina called and left me a nasty message that we are over. I rolled my eyes and thought. We never begun but thats just my opinion. Saturday I spent outside my house baking in the sun with Ron. He is such a girly inside. I love him.Then I went out that night with a few friends; Mary, Christina, Shelley, Andy, and Sam. Sam and I spent the night together. WHAT A WONDERFUL THING TO HAVE FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS. And Sunday we slept in late. Sam drug my lazy bum outta bed and we went to Denny's for breakfast. Then we went to the zoo. She paid which was a great turn around for me. Normally I do the paying. And then she left yesterday night. She called this morning though. I think she is getting attached.
Today I do not have to work. So I might go and see a movie with Christina.

Another Update

Fri, 22 Aug 2003 15:59:14 GMT

Well I worked all day yesterday. Which sucked because I had to work with a smelly girl. YUCK. And last night I let Carla come over. Just because I have needs to And today I am spending it with my boys we are going shopping for bathroom stuff. I dunno. Gay men are so weird. Ron is going to get his own LJ to talk about his sex life. Thats pretty cool. I think thats it. Tonight I am going out to a few bars with TINA the girl I met the other day. So we will see what happens with that.

No WORK

Tue, 19 Aug 2003 19:08:43 GMT

My boss called and said he did not need me today. Well fine I will just go out and get some...
Get some food that is since no one wants me anyways except Carla. Um No.
Ron wants his own Live Journal. I think thats cool. Maybe I will help him get one.
I am leaving now. Everyone miss me.

I'm Okay

Tue, 19 Aug 2003 14:15:31 GMT

Last night I listened to the message that Carla left me. It made me cry but then I hit erase and everything got better. I went out last night with my room-mates and best friends. Drank alittle to much. The words I am typing are slightly blurred and running together. Plus I smoked as soon as I got up. So thats not helping. I met a girl last night. Her name is Tina. I got the digits yes. She's really cute. And lives close to me. I think I am going to give it a couple days and then call her. Shes a girly girl. I'm more butch then anything. She even signed her name with a heart on the I. Awwww. We will see what happens.

Mon, 18 Aug 2003 22:47:55 GMT

FILL IT OUT AND SEND IT BACK IN THE COMMENT SECTION
Aimee is ________.
Aimee thinks a lot about _______.
When I think of Aimee, I think of ________.
I want Aimee to ________ me.
If I were alone in a room with Aimee, I would _______.
I think Aimee should _____.
Aimee needs ______.
I want to ____________ Aimee.
If I could describe Aimee in 1 word: _______.
Aimee will never ______.
Aimee can ______ my _______.
I hope Aimee never _____.
I _____ Aimee because _______.

Fill it out please. And then post it on your LJ using your own name. BE CREATIVE.

SEX TIME SURVEY

Mon, 18 Aug 2003 21:00:59 GMT

1. Do you like Porn? YEP
2. If yes what kind of porn turns you on? GAY MEN.. and Anal
3. Name 5 things you do in bed that most people probably would NOT do?
*I like hair pulling
* Spanking
* Peeing on people (YEAH I DO THAT)
* Hot Wax
* Anal sex
4. Would you ever have sex in public? Yep
5. Would you masturbate in public? Umm No
6. Would you kiss someone you just noticed walking past you? HELL YEAH
7. Would you let someone handcuff you? Yes
8. Are you shaved or do you let it hang like jungle bunnies? WHAT THE HELL. I shave. No jungle bunnies for me.
9. If your partner asked you to have sex with his/her best friend while they watched would you? If its something that my lover wanted sure.
10.Do you ever think about someone else while having sex? Yes
11.Do you have a Fav. Vibe? What does it look like? My vibe is pink and looks like a bunny.. (I GUESS I DO HAVE ONE JUNGLE BUNNY)
12.Do you like to be fisted? Yes
13.What is your FAV. Position? 69
14.What would you do if a girl slipped you her number? I would wait a few days then call her. Because I do not want to seem needy. EVEN THOUGH I AM.
15.Would you have sex on a first date.? Depends on how the date went.
16.What 5 things turns you on?
*A girl that can drag race me.
*A girl that does not care what people think about her.
*A girl that is a smart ass like I am
*Someone who can make me cum by breathing in my ear. =)
*A girl who is independent
17. 5 turn offs?
* When a girl says "I only want you for sex, is that okay?"
* A Whiner
* A girl who is so obsessed about the way she looks.
* PMS ALL THE TIME
* A girl that says "I AM TO FAT" exspecially when they are skinny.
18.If you could get one actress in bed who would it be? JUST ONE..
My first pick would be.....Juliette Lewis. (I probably spelled her name wrong. BUT she is hot. HOT HOT. on fire)
19.If you could get an actor in bed.? VIN DIESEL. No questions asked.
20.Do you love someone right now? Or do you have a crush on someone? I do not love anyone. But there is one girl I would not mind getting to know better.

Carla

Mon, 18 Aug 2003 19:31:08 GMT

Carla just called and said she loved me and misses me. She wanted me to go to her. It took all the strengh I have to just sit here and not run out that door like a lost puppy.
I hate my life sometimes. I told her I had to go somewhere and I hung up on her. She tried calling back but I did not answer my cell phone. Now I have a voice message. I am just wondering if I should check it or not.
Someone shoot me.

Lesbian

Mon, 18 Aug 2003 18:37:02 GMT

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What Lesbian Are You? by lostpotential

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AIMEES HELL

Mon, 18 Aug 2003 17:11:20 GMT

Aimee because I can
Circle I Limbo

Jared from Sub Way
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Croc. Hunter I hate that guy
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

The old Man at WalMart that smiles to damn much
Circle IV Rolling Weights

George Bush
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

My Mother
Circle VII Burning Sands

Carla
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

My boring Update

Mon, 18 Aug 2003 16:55:15 GMT

Friday as planned I went dancing. Carla was not there thank goodness. But I had this Mexican grease monkey start to dance behind me. I hate when guys do that. So I danced away from him and walked over to the bar. He then followed me. I ignored him and ordered a beer. Then out of the blue I felt large rough hands on my stomach. I looked over my shoulder and saw Mr. MONKEY dancing up on my ass. I elbowed him in the stomach and he let me go. We do I attract ugly mexican dudes.? Why can't I pick up any hot ladies.? I looked cute that night to. I was wearing black baggy pants with zippers everywhere (my fav. pants) and a black tank top that showed off my bat belly button ring. I spirl curled my hair and left it down. Which is odd for me. I normally have it pulled back into a ponytail when I go dancing.
Saturday I slept all day long and then went out again. This time I traveled to Temptations. It was pretty boring there. No cuties. Mostly everyone was taken anyways. I just sat at the bar and drank. I was wearing I think my Blue overalls and a little black shirt underneath. My hair was pulled back into a ponytail. I hate being single and watching all the other couples holding hands and dancing.
Sunday I worked all day. Yes I WORKED even though I had a spliting headache and I was running late so I did not shower so I smelt like booze all day long. =)
And today I am off YAY me. I am thinking of ways to get rid of an ugly picture in the family room without being blamed for it. Any ideas.?

Update

Sat, 16 Aug 2003 21:22:10 GMT

I guess I should up-date this. This was my first day here and I already have 2 lj friends. Thats pretty cool. And I talked to this girl Amanda on Yahoo. That was awesome she seems so nice.I am going out tonight to The Exit. Hopfully Carla will not be there. I will beat her face in. Well gotta go get pretty.
Buh Bye

A survey taken from 13. My new LJ bud

Sat, 16 Aug 2003 17:22:52 GMT

5 THINGS YOU HATE
1. people who lie
2. people who look at me like I am going to do a trick or something
3. SUNLIGHT
4. My EX. Carla
5. Men that do not stop and ask for directions

5 THINGS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
1. Why people can not except others for who they are.
2. BUSH... SCREW HIM
3. MEN
4. My family
5. Lying to get attention

5 POSITIVE FACTS ABOUT YOU
1. Happy Person
2. Trusting
3. I do not care what people think about me
4. I KISS ON THE FIRST DATE.. WHOO HOO
5. I can beat up anyone for you. Is that positive?

5 THINGS YOU PLAN TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Swim with whales.
2. Go to Paris
3. Get married
4. Sell my artwork for alot of money
5. Find a four leaf clover

5 THINGS YOU CAN DO
1. I can do a backflip without the help of my hands.. ODD YES I AM
2. Dance
3. make girls giggle
4. Draw
5. DRAG RACE

5 THINGS YOU CAN'T DO
1. sing
2. Walk downstairs.. I always trip
3. lie
4. forgive my family
5. eat liver

Well that was intresting enough. Now you can all see the real dork inside. ROCK ON.

This is cute

Sat, 16 Aug 2003 16:18:52 GMT

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What Are You Most Likely to Utter During Sex by UMAJohnnie

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First Post

Sat, 16 Aug 2003 15:54:05 GMT

Okay this is my first post. Umm I am just fooling around with the background of this LJ.
I am really bored today. ITS SATURDAY.
You would think I would have somewhere to be today. But NO I don't. I think I am going to search for people on here to talk to. I guess thats about it for now.
Aimee